Perhaps you remember my blog post,
about how I had discovered the most,
Muchy shoes on a website,
that made my heart delight,
J. Campbell of my town you’re the toast.
The shoes are gold and pretty,
with platforms that are witty.
Sarcastically high,
with stripes to the sky,
Increasing my view of the city!
The box, it was too big for flats,
with a cool chic who’s shirt sported cats.
I took them out and I cried,
these are cooler than I
had envisioned from pictures and stats!
I slid my feet inside,
and nervously I tried,
to tell myself
they fit so well.
But the truth is that I lied.
They kinda pinched my toes,
and that ankle strap, who knows?
I worry that it’s not secure,
and running for the bus I’m sure,
my foot will twist,
I’ll lose my cool,
I’ll hit the ground,
feel like a fool.
If I’m going to return them,
I can’t test them out outside,
to see if on the pavement,
I’d fall upon on my hide.
I wonder if it’s a mistake
to keep these shoes–
but they look so great!
I also bought these others,
and they were much less pricey,
but it’s not the same,
though they’re far from lame,
they’re also much less dicey.
And so…
My question, dear reader, Do you think I should keep,
these shoes though they aren’t great friends with my feet?
You know how I love a Jeffrey Campbell shoe,
They make me feel fierce, I don’t know what to do!
Will I ever get used to the height of these stems,
As I did with these others, My makeover gems?
I’m not much of a poet,
just been reading Seuss,
to my daughter who certainly
loves all my shoes!
Let me hear what you think,
I look forward to know,
If in fact I should keep them,
Or if they must go.
